Get us a flat bed truck for our float, please!

Hey someone, do something! Quickly!

As it stands currently, classmates will be walking in the Bexley 4th of July parade and not riding on a float. That’s right, the class that never won a Homecoming parade float and had a reputation for apathy, will hoof it during the parade.

What are you looking at me for? Hey, I got you this website, didn’t I?

I’m not a doctor and I don’t play one on TV (those of you who are members of the American Medical Association and have taken the Hippocratic oath are eternally grateful for this, I know!), and unless someone comes through with a flatbed truck, one should prepare to replenish fluids and avoid possible medical problems (such as heat stroke) on what could possibly be a muggy day in which the mercury and the humidity exceed 90. So, bottled water and light clothes will be the order of the day.

If you are able to get us a flatbed truck for the parade, please contact Teri, our outstanding alumni representative, at fitnesst@aol.com.

Thanks.

Meck