Top 10 Classmates Excuses for not attending the reunion
The category tonight from my home office in Reynoldsburg, OH, is Top 10 Classmates excuses for not attending the reunion. We are going to have a great turn out. However, there will be many familiar faces who will not be present during reunion weekend. Here now are the Top 10 excuses as to why this is. Here we go:
10. Attending acquittal victory party at the Neverland Ranch. Lots of drinks for the kids!
9. Out looking for a missing coin collection from the Ohio Workers Comp Bureau.
8. Saw it was at a country club and didn’t want to list it on my financial disclosure report.
7. Eating my Cool Ranch Doritos while being held captive by American interrogators, when they’re not photographing me in my underwear.
6. It would violate terms of my house arrest, according to my parole officer. Besides, it wouldn’t be "a good thing" for me to be walking around there with my ankle bracelet on, now would it?
5. Got convicted on insider trading charges and "retired" from OSU Business School. Think they will keep my name on the hotel?
4. Trying to be confirmed as US Ambassador to the United Nations.
3. Contemplating a Presidential bid in 2008. Hope Bill doesn’t mind.
2. Reporting to training camp for new job as third round draft pick running back with the Denver Broncos.
and the Number one classmates excuse for not attending our reunion:
1. Just got engaged and am planning my wedding with Katie Holmes.
10. Attending acquittal victory party at the Neverland Ranch. Lots of drinks for the kids!
9. Out looking for a missing coin collection from the Ohio Workers Comp Bureau.
8. Saw it was at a country club and didn’t want to list it on my financial disclosure report.
7. Eating my Cool Ranch Doritos while being held captive by American interrogators, when they’re not photographing me in my underwear.
6. It would violate terms of my house arrest, according to my parole officer. Besides, it wouldn’t be "a good thing" for me to be walking around there with my ankle bracelet on, now would it?
5. Got convicted on insider trading charges and "retired" from OSU Business School. Think they will keep my name on the hotel?
4. Trying to be confirmed as US Ambassador to the United Nations.
3. Contemplating a Presidential bid in 2008. Hope Bill doesn’t mind.
2. Reporting to training camp for new job as third round draft pick running back with the Denver Broncos.
and the Number one classmates excuse for not attending our reunion:
1. Just got engaged and am planning my wedding with Katie Holmes.
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